Sunday, March 21, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
3rd Son
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Somali Pirates
Somewhere off the coast of Africa
I believe that there is a boat load of
Somali Pirates sitting on my couch.
And I would gladly pay the Ransom to get it.
It's been so long since I ordered it
that I really can't remember what it looks like.
Friday, March 12, 2010
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Calling Me
Fresh air and sunshine.
Are calling me here.
To sit awhile.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Cha~Ching!
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Normal Person?
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Snuggies for Seniors
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Where's Waldo?
Or may be it's "I Spy".
"I Spy" a baseball.
Can you?
Let's go big.
"I Spy" an ironing board.
I'm not sure you can even get up the steps.
Look there is a paper towel holder right there on the 2nd step.
Well if you saw something that you have been looking for for years, then I think you should call and see if they would ship it to you.
I've been past this porch a few times in the last few months.
I always go by when they are closed.
A few week ends ago as I passed it I told the Sweetheart that if we came back this way on our way home, that I want to snap a few pictures.
How do they keep people from walking off with their stuff.
One man's trash another man's treasure?
Population 552
Monday, March 1, 2010
March 1st, 2004
A male nurse stood between the Sweetheart and I and told this joke:
"If a man and a woman are married in Alabama,
The nurse also told us about the big breakfast he had just eaten, knowing that we hadn't had any.
I also remember asking him if I could please get up and go to the potty,
It wasn't long before we went our separate ways.
For a girl who has always been afraid of going to the doctors and scared of pain,
The Sweetheart had been going to kidney dialysis 3 days a week for 18 months.
So on March 1st, 2004
What a miracle!
He has been blessed with many.
And yes, we've gotten on with living!
(I wrote about the first part of this story last year in this post. I'm finally getting around to writing the next part of the story)
Shelby picked the menu :







