HOW TO INSTALL A CAJUN
HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4) Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Cooter
6 comments:
Good idea, that should about do it.pa
that is really funny
That's hilarious! I don't even have to buy big, old, boots. Nate's size 13 will work just fine...
PS: Don't tell him I told you what size his feet are, he's pretty sensitive about that.
How funny, I really enjoyed this.
Bwahahaha.
Perfect. Works for me.
That is so funny!
Thanks so much for your comments on my blog today. I'm so glad you liked the zuke bread. Good for you for grinding your own wheat, you pioneer woman. We did have a good first day of school. Although, I just sent the two little ones to bed for quarreling and I'm hoping they can get along all year.:)
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